Hey Mergio

"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota) 01/01/2018 at 23:43 • Filed to: shitpost

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Fix your shit.

I was bored back here in my rental Grand Caravan and decided to configure one for the hell of it. But this car sucks so bad that even its configurator is broken.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/01/2018 at 23:54

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That’s just for the cold air intake.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 00:04

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They’re just showing you what’s going to happen shortly after the warranty expires.

Urambo Tauro > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 00:04

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Looks like a few parts have already been imported from Detroit .

Mergio Sarchionne > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 00:28

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Who are you avoiding?

On donot disturb and not checking your voicemail and building a Dodge Caravan for fun?

Click this: suicidepreventionlifeline.org

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mergio Sarchionne 01/02/2018 at 00:33

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1) ain’t nobody avoiding no one

2) damn voicemail won’t go away no matter what

3) do not disturb because my ringer don’t work anyways

4) my boredom has reached new levels...... Yeah I should check that site out

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/02/2018 at 00:35

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What is this warranty that you speak of on an FCA product

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 00:44

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As I’ve been led to believe, it’s some sort of document that says they’ll fix broken stuff on your vehicle for about three weeks or so after the purchase whilst trying to find some way of blaming you, the poor, hapless owner, for the poor quality of materials, brain-dead engineering and shit build quality.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 01:31

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Did you option it with the stealth package?

Forrest > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/02/2018 at 02:10

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HAHAHAHAH

Forrest > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 02:13

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Me too.

I have a rental Grand Caravan over the holidays, and I was configuring them online. I was shocked that the Grand Caravan “GT” that I am renting has an MSRP of around $34000. What a piece of junk for that price. Maybe they mark up the MSRP just as an other way to gouge the credit criminals who shop at Dodge dealers. For the rest of us, they probably sell the Caravans at 40% off.

SmugAardvark > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 02:47

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I think it’s just highlighting the parts you can expect to prematurely fail in one way or another.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Forrest 01/02/2018 at 10:40

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Yeah. I have the SXT and it sucks. Cheap build quality and you lightly tap the gas and it spins out like a bitch. And ours already had 29k miles, we somehow got it to 30k without it falling apart. The only that stopped me from blowing it up was the memories that I have with Chrysler/Dodge minivans, I had a 2006 T&C that died as soon as we paid it off (blown radiator) but it hauled us to hell and back forever, and also memories in my cousin’s 1996 GC that he still currently has and he took me, his and my friends and all my cousins to fun places and stuff. But look past all the sentimentality and the car sucks severe ass.

carcrasher88 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/02/2018 at 11:08

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So that’s what happened to the part removal glitch in Need For Speed Payback after they patched it, it migrated to Dodge’s configurator.

(Google up the glitch, and you’ll see what I’m talking about)

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > carcrasher88 01/02/2018 at 11:29

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I know exactly what you’re talking about and I lol’d. Have a star.